THE BONER TAX

March 9th, 2010

Today I am attempting to do my taxes - when you do the kind of work I do, and run your own website, taxes are an above average pain in the ass. I am not looking forward to finding out how much I owe the government :(

Also, here is a little preview of the scene I did about a month back with Micah Matthews - HOT!

TURK AND OSCAR GET WILD

March 8th, 2010

The Oscars!!! -I can’t even believe it. Best picture goes to the Hurt Locker? Don’t get me wrong I saw the movie, it was solid, current, and sad - but again with a war movie winning while we are in a war. Seems a little suspicious to me, when Avatar is the biggest and best selling movie of all time.

I am very happy to see that Sandra and Mo’Nique brought home awards. They very much deserved it, and Sandra’s speech was excellent.

As for the fashion though - what happened this year? I saw a lot of poofie wannabe ballet gowns, and a lot of gowns that looked like sheets wrapped around the women LOL. In particular, Sarah Jessica Parker and Avatars Zoe Saldana (an absolutely stunning girl, but what were you thinking?).

My friends and I did our annual Oscar Party and bet on who would win. I came in third this year - better than nothing. But none of us got best picture right, we all thought it would go to Avatar :)

For a picture, no 3D here …perhaps a little Film Noir lol…

BLUE MOON

March 6th, 2010

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OH, and ALSO….

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TOPS AND BOTTOMS

March 6th, 2010

Just workin’ tonight - but I went shopping briefly earlier at American Apparel and bought this thermal (among other things - I love that store!).

What do you think ? :)

WEBSITE UPGRADES!!!

March 4th, 2010

Everything is fixed!!! Yay!

Tip of the day - outsourcing isn’t always the best way to go. If you can do it yourself, then do it. At least then you only have yourself to blame, and you can probably figure out what went wrong.

If you aren’t aware, I am taking about last night’s LIVE CAM and CHAT. As you may know, we outsource for our live feed and chat - and last night their newly redesigned, apparently “simpler” chat box failed, lame!

I know some of you were there but I couldn’t see what you were all saying, it was weird, I felt all alone :(  …except for HotAndy talking to me offsite and getting me hot lol.

Today I went online and subscribed to a chat box completely independent of our cam feed. And it works great! You can even plug in emotions, and now the chat stays all the time! So feel free to leave me or each other messages anytime !!!

Also, the feeds weren’t working yesterday due to some kind of windows update - ay! It’s one thing after another lol. But I got on the phone with AEBN and it is now fixed - actually there are some very good titles this month including Bottom of the 9th” (Under CockJocks) which I highly recommend as several of my friends are in it. Don’t forget the first of every month the Videos change and 24 new ones are presented :)

My Live show from last night is on the Website Archives - as well as my duo with Shane Frost and a photo set of Shane doing a little strip pool lol.

We share this post proudly with another member of the Turkie Family…Foster’s cute kitty, named appropriately KITTY :) (she’s the cute one in the top photograph)

MIRROR MIRROR

March 3rd, 2010

Last night I made cupcakes with the roomies for a friend’s birthday - yay baking! lol

Anyway, here are a couple more pictures from yesterdays vain mirror shoot haha!

And yes, I have windexed the mirror since lol. Today was abs and legs, uggh, every muscle in my body hurts, but its a good hurt :)

See you all Live tonight 7PM PST / 10PM EST

GETTING TURKED IN THE MORNING

March 2nd, 2010

I spent the better half of my morning moving things around in the members section to make it wildly easy to find all the content.

Just log in and everything is on page 1, over 200 + hours of viewing enjoyment!

I will be adding the show from last week of Shane and I sometime today or tomorrow, so watch for that as well.

Anyway, I headed off for a little shoulders and arms workout - so naturally I had to take pictures just after in the mirror lol. (Ewww, I’m just noticing I need to clean my mirror haha!)

If you can’t tell from my expressions in these pictures, I am so NOT a morning person :)

HORNY FOR CRAIG HORNER

March 1st, 2010

Last night after the weekend of double shifts, I came home to relax and watch some tube on the couch. I ended up passing out there and waking again at about 2 am.

To my pleasant surprise, I awoke to a very hot shirtless man on TV - The show was ‘The Legend of the Seeker’, and the actor was Craig Horner. I have no idea why I have never heard of him before, but he’s sooooo my new fantasy man.

I looked him up on Youtube and found this hot video. Damn! I am so not into that kind of a show but I may have to watch it if he runs around half naked all the time :)

Well… now I am off to workout - seeing his beautifully ripped body makes me feel inferior, so I gotta go pump some iron lol.

SUNDAY

February 28th, 2010

It looks like it’s going to be another double for me today :( Everyone is still not doing well. I did convince my manager to let me come in an hour later so that I can go to a friend’s birthday this afternoon just to make an appearance.

The Olympics are almost over - every time I watch, I wonder to myself, who are these judges? I think they should be a panel of celebrities like on American Idol hahaha!

I will leave you today with a little trip down memory lane with Vance and I. Have a great Monday and March 1st!!!

LONG LIVE TURKXXXONLINE!!!

February 27th, 2010

Today is all work and no play for me :(

I have a meeting at work, followed by a double shift because 1 of the other bartenders had a death in the family - and another has an ear infection. So it’s all Turk all the time LOL!!! Oh well, I don’t mind.

I just want to clarify, because it has been asked - when I go back to school in May the site WILL go on as usual!!!  School is in addition to - and nothing is “instead of” the website :)

So there is much more to come, the same frequent updates, LIVE SHOWS, 24 new full videos every month, Photo and Video Galleries, archives…the same adult amusement park, growing and getting better, with the same original mission statement : “create the Best Maintained most Reasonably Priced website of it’s kind anywhere”!!! You can’t get rid of me easily lol.