Since I have been back it’s been ‘back to business’ right away, ugh! Anyway, a couple wrap ups about my trip to visit Vance.

First off, let me tell you about my bad luck streak the day before and the day of my flight over there - for me bad things (and good things) tend to happen in three’s.

First, I was driving to work early last Saturday and right out in front of my work it is all parallel parking. So someone was waiting for another car to leave and blocking the lane, so myself and the car in front of me went around. Both of us in turn almost hit another car that was pulling out that we couldn’t see from the other side of the car that was blocking the lane.

We both made it - but the women in front of me then proceeded to T-bone a car in the next intersection, and the best part is she then backed up really fast without looking and hit me. Ugh!

After about 15 minutes of confusion she, the car she hit, and myself all pulled off to the side. I got out and looked at my car, it was thankfully just a broken fog light. So I asked her for her phone number and said I would send her a bill for the light. The woman was old and she was obviously going to have to have the entire front end of the car she hit replaced, plus the front and back bumpers of her own car - so I felt no need to stick around and file a report and or insurance claim for what is most likely a fifteen dollar fix. Plus, I could care less about my current ride, it’s pretty ghetto - it’s a Nissan Maxima that’s nearly as old as me…I miss my Prius :(.

Second, that night at work we got really busy and  I was making a top shelf margarita when the Cointreau (orange liqueur) ran out. So I grabbed another bottle and it somehow slipped from my hand directly onto my foot from about 5 feet up.

If you have ever seen a liter bottle of cointreau they are quite heavy. It hurt so bad - the bottle was still in one piece cause it bounced off my foot and the rubber mats we have, but my foot the next day walking to my gate at the airport was entirely black and blue and at one point I was pretty much limping.

Third…so I board my plane and I immediately put my carry-on and a sweater I had brought under the seat in front of me. Then I put on my headphones and listened to music. I noticed the guy in front of me walk up to the front of the plane shortly before they closed the door and then return to his seat. Halfway through the flight I got cold and reached for my sweater.

Come to find out, the guy in front of me had given it to a flight attendant to take off the plane thinking it had been left from the previous flight…Really??? Before doing something like that wouldn’t you have the common sense to look around you and ask if it belonged to anyone? I’m sure he thought he was doing his good deed for the day but now here I am with an injured foot, cold, and another 4 hours till my destination. Ay!

So now I’m just waiting for the three good things to start lol.

I will say this, one good thing about flying is that the gay flight attendants nearly always give me free cocktails. Yay!

Once I arrived I had lots of fun with Vance and his friends…not to mention, lots of “sexy time” as he calls it lol. It sucked to have to leave. I will be uploading our private photos from throughout the last five years in the next couple of weeks. The gallery will be added to Vance’s page in the member’s area and called ‘Turk & Vance: The Private Collection’ - so look out for it

Anyway, love you all and I am happy to be back to you!!!

You would not believe the day I had yesterday…

First I got a strange call from the bank saying I needed to contact a representative because they had been trying to get a hold of me. WTF??? So I called and spoke with my representative for a loan I am paying and she said she had no record of our last discussion that took place two weeks ago. In that discussion, we had come up with a reasonable payoff plan for my loan which I was prepared to follow through with and was only waiting for my first bill.

She never entered this information into their system, so now I was getting late charges on my previous balance, ahhhhh! After a half an hour we got it all straightened out Her excuse was that she speaks to hundreds of people a day and could not remember my case - are you kidding me??? What kind of an operation is this (I won’t name names, COUGH Bank of America COUGH COUGH).

Then, I spoke with my old landlord. As you know, I have recently moved. When moving, your prior landlord is responsible for giving back your deposit within 20 days of your move out date - with interest. Well it’s been almost 2 months and still no check. I spoke with him and he said he sent it weeks ago. I don’t know if it’s the mailman or my old landlord, but I never got it. I ended up having to drive to my landlord’s office to pick up a new check.

Then I called my agent because I had yet to receive payment from the last scene I did in LA - and as I am leaving for Europe for a week this Monday, that money would be nice to have. So My agent found out where it was and personally deposited it for me miles away from his house. He’s a very nice guy.

After all this money drama, I went to work and it started out as a quiet night. But that soon changed. A middle aged couple came in and sat at the bar and ordered some food and a glass of wine. I got them their order and gave them a couple of waters as well. It looked like they had been out wine tasting and could use it lol.

They proceeded to make a huge mess on the bar top with their food, and every time I went near to check on them they were making out. Finally the man went to the restroom and the woman asked for the check.

We put our checks in shot glasses so when the man came back, he thought she had had a shot and proceeded to yell at her. Then they asked for another glass of wine to which I said no as they seemed too intoxicated already. They then asked if they were good to leave, and I said they still needed to pay the check. So they paid and I offered them a cab several times - but they said no. There was nothing I could do.

As they got up to leave, I reminded the woman that she had left her shopping bag - and she turned around and proceeded to yell at me and say I gave the worst service, didn’t care about her and only cared about the other bar patrons that I knew and was talking with (kinda hard to talk to people when there sucking face). I told her I was sorry she felt that way. She said she would never be back to which I didn’t respond.

However, moments later she came back to give me more. She started again, making a scene telling me I was “a stuck up asshole”, and then made it personal by calling me gay and saying I thought I was “the shit and could care less” about her. She said she was going to tell my boss how awful I was to which I replied, ‘Good grab a card on your way out and give her a call, I’m sure she’d love to hear from you’.

After which I told her she could complain about my service all she wants but don’t make it personal and attack my character. I tried to be as nice as possible to a couple of drunks. She just kept going even after I told her she was no longer welcome and needed to leave. I looked at her husband during this whole ordeal and he said and did nothing.

The funny thing is he tipped me 50% of their bill!!! -  which leads me to believe he knew she might do something stupid and he felt sorry for me.

After a good 5 minutes of her yelling at me and me telling her to leave I called the cops on her. She then proceeded to scurry away.

What a day huh? All I can do is laugh about it now. Hope today is less crazy and that I don’t have to deal with so many stupid people. I also hope you all had a better day

“Listen to them…the children of the night. What sweet music they make”
- Dracula

I was recently having a conversation with a friend about the “do’s and don’ts of dating” lol  - in particular gay dating - so I thought I would relay a few of the very unscientific ideas we came up with

The Basics of Gay Dating and Sex as seen by Turk Mason:

1. Always have a breath mint - there is nothing worse than going in for a kiss and smelling the greasy pizza your ‘potential’ just ate.

2. Better yet, don’t go out to dinner at some greasy spoon on your first date!

3. If your NOT a bottom but you shave or trim or wax your ass so that its nice and smooth and delicious - this is false advertising lol.

4. If you trim, trim regularly! You never know when a sexual situation might arise and you won’t be prepared

5. Always assume the night will end with sex! And if you are absolutely not feelin’ a guy and you don’t want to do the deed with him - make it CRYSTAL CLEAR from the get go, otherwise you’re screwed…literally.

So I am getting very frustrated with all the posers out there stealing my pictures and creating detailed profiles on me on dating sites, myspace, facebook, etc.

Please STOP IT!

Some of my friends have even been fooled. Just the other night one of my friends got upset with me cause I didn’t show for plans we had made over one of these sites, plans I had no idea we made, because I didn’t make them. This is really lame!

For the record - you can ONLY find me, the REAL TURK MASON here at Turk XXX Online, or on my facebook, Twitter, and Model Mayhem pages linked in the righthand colum of this blog. That’s it - I am NOT on Manhunt, Club Turk Melrose, D List, Myspace, or any of the other various friend and dating sites out there. So don’t be fooled. And if by chance you come across one of these many fake pages, please contact us and let us know so we can petition to have them removed. Thanks.

Here’s another pic from M Thomas - it just seemed fitting when talking about ‘posers’ lol

So… on occasion things come up in my life, and it helps me get my head clear when I put my emotions to text.

I have recently had some pretty crazy dating experiences. The last couple of guys have been way more into me than I was into them. I’m not trying to brag AT ALL, but people tend to fall in love with me hard and fast and I find that incredibly unattractive.

I am not sure what my deal is, because the guys I am talking about were both amazing and I could see myself having a long and happy relationship with either one. I seem to pull myself away just as quickly as I am drawn to someone.

This is not to say that I don’t like a guy’s attention - I just don’t like it when someone thinks I can do no wrong and nearly worships me. I am human just like everyone else and I like to be treated as such and called out when I’m an idiot, or if I do/say something wrong, tell me. Don’t just say awww, it’s okay, everything you do is perfect. No it’s not!  I think I am a nice - maybe even a sweet guy, but definitely not to be confused with being innocent or perfect by any standards. 

I had this same problem when I dated girls (before I realized I liked dick LOL). I had one girlfriend turn suicidal because I broke up with her, (she didn’t do it of course) but I don’t get it!

I just want to find someone who likes me for me, who I can relate to somewhat but not too much, and who is not afraid to tell me when I’ve screwed up. Relationships are suppose to be give and take, not give-give or take-take. If I didn’t like sex so much I would probably give up on the whole dating thing all together LOL.

This brings me to my second issue. After having such a long and intense realtionship these last few years - have I allowed myself enough time before searching for love again? Can I love again? Am I putting myself out there to much? Or maybe, did I make a mistake leaving him? Ahhhhh! I just wanna go to some mountain top and scream until I feel better.

It’s not that I feel bad, I’m just frustrated. I kinda feel like I’m on fire

I never do this, but I am going to rant.

There are the few people that piss me off so much that I just can’t help myself. In particular, Perez Hilton and most recently fellow actor Kirk Cummings.

Perez Hilton pisses me off on premise alone. He is famous for being a douchebag and making fun of celebrities by circling their fat and writing on their photos in a way that Steve Madden started years ago in NFL broadcasts.
Who decided he should be famous for this? Anyone could make fun of celebrities, in fact isn’t that what comedians are for anyway? Seriously - leave that job to the professionals, you aren’t even funny. You’re like the paparazzi - an annoying pest that no one wants around.

And this brings me to Mr. Kirk Cummings.

Okay, okay so this one I may be a little resentful because I have it on good authority that I was bumped off of the cover of Freshmen Magazine for him at the last minute a few months back by whatever company was promoting him at the time. The guy has been in many of the same films as me, yet we have never met.

So I really have no reason to dislike him, but what I see of him bugs me…I don’t care for people that rise to fame by being jackass’s, idiots, or just plain obnoxious. He has a touch of that obnoxious quality - but he is not all bad by my standards.

But…since when does that give you the authority to have a public opinion on the industry you are currently working in, or for that matter the people in it? Humble yourself a little, you are still new to the game.

What started this whole rant from me was an article I read on Unzipped stating that Kirk called out Brent Corrigan (fellow actor and my friend) saying that Brent didn’t deserve all the attention he is getting.

Well, Kirk - let me tell you, Brent deserves his fame, he has been around a long time paying his dues, he has star quality, and he doesn’t have to compensate for a lack of these qualities by being loud and in your face like you.

It’s not a very wise move for a newcomer to attack one of the big boys. If this was just a publicity stunt, like your American Idol appearance, I hope you realize now that it was a bad move.

oh, and P.S…your single sucks.

So in conclusion, whether you do porn, sing, or write a blog - if you don’t have that ‘it’ factor that is needed to gain fame and you’d rather gain it by poking fun at other people who do, well then Mr. Turk Mason, has no respect for you. 

Thanks everyone - I feel better now